Saturday, August 18, 2012

Kid Funnies - Conversations


Conversations between the kids:


The girls were helping my mom with some yard work one morning, and the following happened:
Grandma:  "You want to pull these weeds here, not the ones with the buds on them."
Claire:  "Okay."
-Brielle comes over-
Claire:  "Brielle, we pull these weeds, don't pull the ones with the boobs on them."
Grandma:  "Um....not boobs, buds."
Claire:  "Ooooohhhhhh.....okay."


Claire: [Watching TV] Why are there still Pioneer commercials?  Pioneer day is over, what's so important about pioneers?
Brielle:  Ugh...it's because it's your last chance, the pioneer deals can last for a LONG TIME!


During lunch, Claire got up from the table and stood in front of Addison, looking as though she was going to make an announcement.
Claire:  "Okay, Addison, I have something I'm going to tell you that is very important.  Jesus is the Great Shepherd, and we are all his sheep."
Addison:  "Yes!  Jesus save me!" 

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