Dear Future Camille,
I am writing you this letter as a preemptive intervention. It's for your own good.
Towards the end of your pregnancy, and for the first few weeks of Molly's life you were still in the woes of how difficult things were, and you vowed you would NEVER, EVER DO THIS AGAIN. While you knew you were being a bit irrational, and that wasn't the time to make any decisions, you were feeling like number 4 might be the max.
But here you are, 8 weeks in, and already you're starting to waver. What the heck?! So, I'm here to help you.
To start, I have three words for you: IT IS HARD! (An alternative would be: This is crappy.)
Having a baby is not all smiles and coos. So before you get sucked in by those tiny fingers and toes, little smiles, tiny socks and onesies, I want to remind you of the not so great.
When you were about 12 weeks pregnant, your hip and leg pain started...nice and early...and continued to increase to the point of barely being able to walk by the time Molly was born. That makes taking care of kids, a house and yourself pretty difficult.
Remember that night sitting in the hospital bed a couple days after the c-section sobbing from the horrific pain, waiting for the moment you could take more pain medicine. Or what about trying to go to the bathroom on your own for the first time
(sorry, TMI?), or the air bubbles trapped in your shoulder that felt like you were being stabbed, or having to sneeze or cough while not letting your insides escape. Yeah, that wasn't fun.
Then your kids came to visit you in the hospital, Addison begged for you to hold her, but you couldn't and it broke your heart. She stood there crying, "Mommy, up!" and all you could do was push her away. And then, because you have a life and couldn't actually take it easy, you ended up back in the doctor's office after 3 weeks because of severe pain.
And then there's the baby. Babies are out to get you! Babies like to wake up a LOT during the night. And if you will recall, you really like your sleep. In the last 8 weeks, you haven't slept more than 4 hours at a time, with many of those nights still being woken up every 2 hours. And most days you feel like a zombie.
Babies get gassy and scream, they have no schedule, they spit up on you, your day is chopped up into 2-3 hour chunks based on when they need to eat or sleep. Your body is not your own and has beautiful postpartum "issues" (bread dough stomach, "leakage", acne, hair loss...should I continue?).
Not to mention the baby blues.
And please, whatever you do, do NOT look at the previous post one year from now. You will not be able to resist.
Sincerely,
Present Camille who knows you'll be crazy enough to block all the hard stuff, and end up being baby hungry in the near future...because seriously, what's cuter than a newborn baby? Oh, oops...I'm supposed to be helping here!