I've been trying to remember to write down kid funnies...because they're some of my favorite posts to go back and read. But I haven't been great...I do, however, have a few gems to share!
YAY FOR FUNNY KIDS!
Enjoy!!
Claire came out of her room one night to tattle on Addison...what she had to tell us about made me fall over laughing: "Addison climbed up into my bed, and all seriously said to me 'Claire, I'll go back to bed by myself in just a minute, but this is really important. Do you ever dream about a purple pony named bacon?'" Addison asks the tough questions.
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While scrubbing Addison's hair with shampoo:
Addison: Let me do it! Let me! Let me! Let me!
Me: Ok, you can finish now.
Addison: [frustrated] Mom, didn't I tell you to let me do it?
Me: Yes, you did.
Addison: You should really listen better.
Claire: Cute hair Addison, you're getting a China braid!
Me: A China braid? What's a China braid?
Claire: That braid you're doing.
Me: That's called a french braid.
Claire: Oh...right...french braid. I always get those two mixed up.
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Claire asked me what we were having for dinner, and I told her we were having Red Chicken. She says, "Well...I don't know what red tastes like, but I LOVE chicken!"
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Claire: What's that place?
Me: It's a miniature golf course.
Claire: Ohhh.....so is that where midgets golf?
Marty: Hey, peace out homey.
Molly: [indistinguishable muttering]
Marty: No, say peace
Molly: peez
Marty: out
Molly: ou
Marty: Homey
Molly: Homey
Marty: Peace out homey
Molly: [pointing at front door] get out
Brielle: We could
maybe go to Knott’s Berry Farm sometime.
Claire: I want to go
to Disney land though!
Brielle: Well, Knott’s
Berry Farm isn't really a farm, it's an amusement park.
Claire: Well, I am not amused.
Hopefully you enjoyed that short little burst of funny...
At least Brody thinks his sisters are HILARIOUS!
