*Some of these random thoughts are old Facebook statuses, so sorry if it's a repeat*
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Apparently my feet are having an identity crisis. You see, I am now the lucky owner of Plantar Fasciitis...which I hear is most commonly found in active adult males ages 40-70....which I am none of.
And can I just say it has been a total party so far?
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I would bet that properly located gas bubbles account for a large portion of home pregnancy test sales.
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I have decided to stop working towards buying a house. Instead I'm going to buy a puppy. They're much less expensive, way cuter, less stressful, easier to acquire and a much smaller commitment.
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And some KID FUNNIES!!
Every time I take the kids to swimming lessons at the rec center Claire says "Hey, you could do that and lose weight today mom" as we walk past the workout rooms.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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One afternoon, Brielle walked in the door from school and plopped down on the couch. She said, "I am SO hot! And not on my legs, just on my top. The part that's closer to the sun. Which is probably why it's so much hotter!" Totally makes sense.
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Sometimes Claire will go over to my sister's house to play with her son. But when my sister calls me laughing to report a conversation she overheard, I get a little afraid. For instance, she told Joel "The way my mom drives, you're always afraid she's going to crash into something." As well as "I was afraid to wake up the parents one night {yes...the parents} because they get mad, so I just pooped in my bed." Which is not true.
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I was playing with Molly and wiggling her feet while telling her how precious she is. Then Addison walked up to me, pointed her stern little finger in my face and said, "Mom! Leave alone, just leave her alone! Okay?" Hmm...I wonder if she hears that very often.
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Claire has informed us that she sings EXACTLY like Selena Gomez, and swears that when she sings along to her songs on the radio, you cannot even tell the difference because her voice just blends so well.
The similarity is just uncanny.
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Marty came out of the bathroom after shaving and cleaning up his facial hair, leaving a goatee. Brielle seemed surprised at how he looked and said, "How did you get a beard? Did you put hair grow stuff on your face?"
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Favorite overheard moment one morning, Claire: "Daddy, remember when I told you last night I loved you with half my brain? Well it grew overnight and now I love you with all my brain and all my heart."
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Claire watched a show that had a song "Into the Thick of it", however she misunderstood and has been walking around singing "Into the Thicklebitz". I kind of don't want to correct her, because it's just so dang cute!
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My dad was outside working on his garden area, and using a shovel to remove some grass to expand the garden. Addison - a.k.a. his shadow - was watching him as he jumped on the shovel to cut the grass and cheered, "Wow! Good jumping Grandpa! That's good jumping!" It's nice to have your own personal cheerleader.
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A few weeks ago, Brielle's jacket went missing. After a few days of looking for it, she brought one home from school, saying she found it on the playground. Imagine my surprise when I found an identical jacket tucked into the basket of our stroller a couple of days ago...which means she totally took someone else's jacket from school. Oops.