I haven't felt much like blogging lately...or really doing anything for that matter. This pregnancy is kind of kicking my behind. I can't decide if I truly feel sicker this time around, or if it's just harder because I have more going on. I'm undecided. I think it secretly makes Marty happy as he is hopeful that it is extra sickness due to the baby being a boy. Anyway, one thing I have remembered is to write down funny things the kids have said.
So...enjoy some kid funnies from the last couple months.
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Claire: I like the name Fuchsia for a girl!
Brielle: Hey, that's {my friend's} mom's name!
Me: No, her name is Violet.
Brielle: Oh.
(They're both in the purple family, right?)
Brielle decided she was going to take care of Addison lately. She wants to do everything for her and keeps saying "It's so you can just relax and have a fun time. If you need to work or shower or anything, I'll just take care of her." At first I was really touched that she wanted to help...then the truth started coming out. "When Addison goes to bed I'm going to be SO exhausted, I won't even be able to clean." and "Taking care of Addison is my excuse for not cleaning." At least she's honest right?
Claire's Highlights in a prayer:
"Please bless Brielle will stop pretending my yellow coat is a frog."
"Please bless our dog can grow up bigger and take care of herself."
"Please bless we can stop getting the ice inside our souls giving us a cold."
"Please bless we can play on the trampoline whenever we feel like it."
Brielle's Highlights in a prayer:
"Please bless our NEW baby can grow up healthy and strong and get married in the temple."
[As for the rest of the kids...well, they're on their own I guess. Her prayers pretty much revolve around the "new baby" now.]
Me: Claire, did you go potty and forget to flush?
Claire: No, I flushed, it was a quiet flush, but the toilet is out of batteries so it wouldn't work even though I kept trying. Did you know the toilet used batteries? Because they're dead.
After doing a few loads of laundry, dishes, cleaning the family room, putting away some laundry and making a menu and grocery list, I sat down to check something on the computer. Brielle walked up to me "Mom, why do you just want to sit around and be so lazy today?" So unappreciated. ;)
Marty thought he smelled something stinky, and asked Addison if it was her, to which she grabbed her nose and yelled "stinky!" (A favorite of mine.) Brielle said, "I'll check!" She runs up behind Addison, takes a big wiff and gets the most horrified look on her face "Ewww! It smells like a blow up." [You mean blow out?] Then Claire comes running, "Hey, I want to smell! Yep, it smells like a blow up!" Really people...that's nasty.
Brielle has started her birthday wish list...already...even though her birthday was just in April. Some of my favorites on the list: Hair crimper, go on America's Got Talent, be a kid scout, learn kung fu, puppy {because "I'm pretty sure by my birthday we'll have gotten rid of our dog, so I'll want another one."}.
Claire after I told her she was so nice for sharing a fruit snack:
"You should have named me Love, because I love one another."
And there you have it...my hilarious kids. I know you appreciate me sharing.
And since no post is complete without a picture:
You're welcome.